January 2011
"GOT ANY CHARLIE"
said a very drunk woman, cradling an empty vodka bottle in her arms, as she walked past. I was walking home with friends, just after one of them had semi-broken his ankle on a fence.
Great night. Spent the evening drinking, nibbling (on nibbles!). Also watched some youtube on his TV and listened to some very bassy music, much fun. As well as 4 Chinese lanterns in his garden. Awesome.
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December 2010
Look at this idiot's facebook picture. →
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UMM, EXCUSE YOU. THATS ME. YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING TO MY FACE BABE? NO? THEN GO GET A LIFE. JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, BECAUSE I’M NOT LOOKING FOR A LOVER ON THE INTERNET. I’M NOT TAKING PICTURE AFTER PICTURE OF MYSELF SO I CAN LOOK GOOD FOR WHOMEVER COMES ACROSS MY...
Resolution:
I need to stop being so awesome. Bitches be gettin’ jealous.
when i think of oasis and coldplay songs, i suddenly get the urge to castrate myself.
How to get laid.
happpynesss:
Lay on bed.
Wait 2 hours.
Lay becomes past tense
Made a twitter
made a twitter
put in info
made a bio
got a follower (SO HAPPY)
realised they were a (look at my tits here) spammer
still happy
look back
spammer account blocked
no followers
:(
“silence is golden, but duct-tape is silver.”
I am becoming increasingly hypocritical of people being noisy and rude.
watching four lions
NOooooooooooo my friend just got two head cams but im off to dads today :(
HAPPY CHRISTMAS. HOPE YOU HAVE SO MUCH FUN AND LOOK HOTTER THAN I DO IN GLITTERY SPANDEX…well we all know thats not possible…just have a good time and eat a fucking lot.
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just watched “silence of the lambs”. the film literally slaughtered the book D: so upset as its one of my favourites. Anthony Hopkins was great but they cut half the scenes and watered down 99% of the action. Fine its an old film but seriously…so annoying.
Strongly recommend you read the book because it is brilliant.
peep show then finishing silence of the lambs...as...